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Now they do.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Acclaim Status Co ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53533967745318,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/5478\/5062\/files\/1b2d91b7-il_fullxfull.8276677373_lhgt.jpg?v=1785259057"},{"product_id":"sarcastic-nurse-pen-set-funny-rn-gift-black-ink-ballpoint-pens","title":"Sarcastic Nurse Pen Set, Funny RN Gift, Black Ink Ballpoint Pens","description":"\u003cp\u003eSnarky nurse saying pens — a 3-pack of retractable black ink pens with funny nursing phrases.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes 3 designs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Humor is my only PPE\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Certified Personality Hire\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"I'm not mean, I'm spicy nice\" \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Features: Smooth black ink — clean, readable, chart-approved 1mm ballpoint tip for confident, skip-free writing Retractable with rubber grip for easy one-handed use UV-printed barrel in bold, crisp color\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for: Nurses \u0026amp; nurse practitioners CNAs, PCT \u0026amp; UAP Nursing students \u0026amp; new grads ED, ICU \u0026amp; floor nurses Nurse managers \u0026amp; charge nurses Preceptors, educators \u0026amp; instructors Nurses with a well-earned salty streak \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Order as a gift set for your favorite nurse friend, a survival kit for new grads, a pick-me-up for Nurses Week, or a little treat-yourself energy after a rough shift.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Acclaim Status Co ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53533967679782,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/5478\/5062\/files\/ee4c3a62-il_fullxfull.8229305558_25ee.jpg?v=1785259057"},{"product_id":"sarcastic-nurse-pen-set-funny-rn-gift-black-ink-ballpoint-pens-1","title":"Sarcastic Nurse Pen Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eSarcastic nurse pen set with three funny retractable pens — the perfect nurse gift for the chronically overstimulated, perpetually understaffed, born-to-yap members of the unit. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e What's in the set:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Fully Staffed is Fan Fiction\" — slate blue with a crystal ball\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Overstimulated Nurses Club\" — cobalt with a silly goose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Born to yap, forced to chart\" — magenta with a goose + laptop \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e The specs that matter: Smooth black ink — clean, readable, chart-approved 1mm ballpoint tip for confident, no-skip writing Click-retractable — no caps to lose in the chaos Soft-touch matte barrels that feel good through a full 12-hour shift \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Perfect for: ICU \u0026amp; ER besties, charge nurse gifts, Nurses Week, preceptor thank you gifts, night shift survivors, or a little treat-yourself before your next four-in-a-row.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Acclaim Status Co ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53533968302374,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/5478\/5062\/files\/25636ba2-il_fullxfull.8188884188_5fpa.jpg?v=1785259061"},{"product_id":"sarcastic-nurse-pen-set-rn-gift-dark-humor","title":"Sarcastic Nurse Pen Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eSassy nurse pen set with three sarcastic retractable pens — the perfect funny nurse gift for anyone holding the unit together with caffeine and questionable coping mechanisms. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e What's in the set:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Smile, I Know Where the Sedation is\" — purple with a smiley + vial\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Technically Alive, Questionably Okay\" — deep teal with an EKG line\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Fueled by coffee, Held together by chaos\" — sage green with a tornado \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Why nurses love them: Smooth-writing ink with a 1mm ballpoint tip Soft-touch matte barrels that feel good in hand Click-retractable — no caps to lose in the chaos Bold colorways that say what you're too professional to say out loud\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for: ICU \u0026amp; 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I mean, lecture Soft-touch matte barrels that feel good through a 4-hour study session \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Perfect for: Nursing school acceptances, first-day-of-clinicals gifts, study buddy besties, BSN \u0026amp; ADN students, White Coat ceremonies, or a little \"you've got this\" pick-me-up. 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