{"product_id":"sarcastic-nurse-pen-set-rn-gift-dark-humor","title":"Sarcastic Nurse Pen Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eSassy nurse pen set with three sarcastic retractable pens — the perfect funny nurse gift for anyone holding the unit together with caffeine and questionable coping mechanisms. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e What's in the set:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Smile, I Know Where the Sedation is\" — purple with a smiley + vial\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Technically Alive, Questionably Okay\" — deep teal with an EKG line\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Fueled by coffee, Held together by chaos\" — sage green with a tornado \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Why nurses love them: Smooth-writing ink with a 1mm ballpoint tip Soft-touch matte barrels that feel good in hand Click-retractable — no caps to lose in the chaos Bold colorways that say what you're too professional to say out loud\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for: ICU \u0026amp; ER besties, charge nurse gifts, Nurses Week, preceptor thank-yous, night shift survivors, or a little treat-yourself before your next four-in-a-row.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePowered by caffeine \u0026amp; dark humor. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Acclaim Status Co ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53533968335142,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/5478\/5062\/files\/05e1ecc4-il_fullxfull.8277222923_f0nt.jpg?v=1785259061","url":"https:\/\/aclmshop.com\/products\/sarcastic-nurse-pen-set-rn-gift-dark-humor","provider":"Acclaim Status Co ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}